1. [x]You have choked on your water
before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the
stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the
wrong way.

5. [ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going up the
stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in
the microwave/oven.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes
on you have forgotten the show you
were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something
that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends/family call you
blonde.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand
stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time
to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not
even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something
backwards/inside out the whole day
without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a knife in a
toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something
because you forgot about it.

19. [x] You've burned yourself on a
flat iron/curling iron.

20. [x] You had to write this down or
use a calculator or use your fingers
to figure out your answer.

Add up your points after you finish
this and multiply by 5.
Repost as "I'm __% retarded".

10:51 PM; undramatically.Y